eat my shorts

i think if i actually get "cannery row" as a halloween gift, i will have to eat my shorts.

that said, la here i come! oh, i am so so excited! like a little kid the day before christmas. i cannot wait. yay!

secrets (to be read in a whisper)

got some.
got a costume idea? i don't. fuck.

best day at work in a long fucking time. opened and unpacked new kids toys, table, book rack and numerous books and huge puzzles for our family law night. now the kiddies will have something to play with instead of whatever bizzare books we had before. and crayons! man, kids toys put me in a great mood. eeeeeee!

plus, with all the boxes, i could make a pretty sweet cardboard jungle gym/fort thing. sigh, nostalgia for being a kid again.

best.dancer.ever.

sadly, i was laughing too hard to record audra almost falling from dancing too hard.

tigger tshirts

really? if you're not under the age of 10, don't wear them. fuck i think 10 year olds even get shit for wearing a giant oversized tshirts with tigger and a giant spring on them.

sometimes i just want to shake people and give them make overs. then again, i've been told i dress doll like and wear dresses over pants, so i might not have a leg to stand on here....

sexy erotic vulture beast hack art

turned in my two lame attempts at "erotic" art, and the woman at la bussola actually gave me her card and told me to contact her if i ever wanted to display my work there. wha?!

i feel like a sham trying to submit art to shows, like someone will figure out i'm not an artist, but a dabbler. or that someone will think i see myself as an "Artist" and that i'm a no talent pompous hack. you know, or i'm just over-analyzing everything to death (i'm leaning towards that).

honestly, it's just a bit scary to show stuff that i'm make for me to anyone. granted it's just been small local stuff, but it's a start and that's what intimidates me; that i'm trying (because we all know what trying leads to....FAILURE) at the same time, it's an incredible feeling to have people enjoy and/or relate to stuff i make.

so you can see my sham no talent hack ART at erotico diablo on october 18 at studio on 4th, at 4 pm and point and laugh, or give me flowers and shower me with money, which ever you prefer. show's 10 bones all of which goes a local woman's breast cancer bills.

sexy beasts, erotic vultures

working on a piece to submit for the erotic art show, and all i can think about at work are various lame euphemisms and adjectives romance novels use when describing sexy bits. such as:
-bratwurst
-erect
-pulsating
-warm spot
-various descriptions of nipples being rosy/tiny/firm/soft/supple combo
-sausage
-one eyed monster (okay, maybe not that one, but have you heard that b52s song? that shit is drrty)
etc, etc
in summation, my brain has turned to mush. and my piece will suck dicks, but not in the way the erotic art show people will want.