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turned in my two lame attempts at "erotic" art, and the woman at la bussola actually gave me her card and told me to contact her if i ever wanted to display my work there. wha?!

i feel like a sham trying to submit art to shows, like someone will figure out i'm not an artist, but a dabbler. or that someone will think i see myself as an "Artist" and that i'm a no talent pompous hack. you know, or i'm just over-analyzing everything to death (i'm leaning towards that).

honestly, it's just a bit scary to show stuff that i'm make for me to anyone. granted it's just been small local stuff, but it's a start and that's what intimidates me; that i'm trying (because we all know what trying leads to....FAILURE) at the same time, it's an incredible feeling to have people enjoy and/or relate to stuff i make.

so you can see my sham no talent hack ART at erotico diablo on october 18 at studio on 4th, at 4 pm and point and laugh, or give me flowers and shower me with money, which ever you prefer. show's 10 bones all of which goes a local woman's breast cancer bills.

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working on a piece to submit for the erotic art show, and all i can think about at work are various lame euphemisms and adjectives romance novels use when describing sexy bits. such as:
-bratwurst
-erect
-pulsating
-warm spot
-various descriptions of nipples being rosy/tiny/firm/soft/supple combo
-sausage
-one eyed monster (okay, maybe not that one, but have you heard that b52s song? that shit is drrty)
etc, etc
in summation, my brain has turned to mush. and my piece will suck dicks, but not in the way the erotic art show people will want.