working on a piece to submit for the erotic art show, and all i can think about at work are various lame euphemisms and adjectives romance novels use when describing sexy bits. such as:
-bratwurst
-erect
-pulsating
-warm spot
-various descriptions of nipples being rosy/tiny/firm/soft/supple combo
-sausage
-one eyed monster (okay, maybe not that one, but have you heard that b52s song? that shit is drrty)
etc, etc
in summation, my brain has turned to mush. and my piece will suck dicks, but not in the way the erotic art show people will want.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
sexy beasts, erotic vultures
Labels:
bad euphemisms,
erotic art,
erotic vultures,
october,
reno,
sexy beasts
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